(Thanks to the wonderful Peep Show and Mark Corrigan for that fantastic line.)
I've complained about where I live on here before. BUT THIS TIME IT'S...!!!!!!!!
tl;dr
My own mother came in and took it upon herself to clean the house for us. I didn't agree as the mess wasn't mine and most certainly wasn't hers so why do that? But she did, and the house was clean and us girls were happy... it looked like we could actually start using the kitchen...
So I spoke to the guy and told him everything;
keep the kitchen clean, don't leave rubbish bags in the house, etcHe seemed to understand
for 5 mins.